In Her Bid to Remain Speaker of the House, Pelosi Switches Parties

WASHINGTON – After weeks of Internet rumors of her impending retirement if Democrats lose the House majority, Nancy Pelosi stunned a crowd of admirers last night when she announced that she is switching to the Republican party. A source high-up in the Pelosi staff told The Daily Rash that Nancy Pelosi is a “street fighter” when it comes to retaining her title of Speaker of the House. “Congresswoman Pelsosi is willing to go to any lengths to ensure that she does not lose her position as Speaker. If that means becoming a Republican, then she’s willing to become a Republican. And I for one am proud to serve a woman who lacks the scruples that would prohibit such an undertaking. She’s willing to sacrifice anything and anyone to hang on to her position of power. She shattered the glass ceiling when she became the first female Democrat to hold the position of Speaker, and now she’s positioning herself to shatter another ceiling when she becomes the first Republican woman to hold that power!” When asked for his view on the Pelosi switch, Barney Frank became thoughtful. “I’ve known Nancy for longer than I care to admit. I’ve always been pwoud […]